The Top Ten TNA Knockouts - 2009

Like I did with my top ten WWE Divas list, I took the TNA Knockouts and ranked them according to online popularity.
And because of the limited roster, I used not only wrestlers but the other on-air personalities as they call them.

Yeah I was surprised too.
Lauren Brooke, swimsuit model and TNA backstage interviewer?
She came in at number one?
Well maybe it's what I call the "Kelly Kelly" effect. Blonde hair, nice body = favorite.
Lauren has done more than TNA. She appeared in several commercials and music videos such as Jason Aldean's song "Hicktown", as well as Sevendust's song "Praise"

Yes, Lisa Marie Varon aka Victoria aka Tara.
The former WWE Diva just crossed over to TNA and in doing so lost her WWE Alumni page.
Who says Vince holds grudges?

As far as I can tell, everyone on the internet likes ODB. I rarely hear anything bad about her.
So where's her TNA Knockout Championship push?

Out of action for months and STILL able to come in at number 4.
I guess that's the "Candice Michelle Effect".
Well if she cant get back into wrestling, she still has singing and acting to fall back on.

The current TNA Knockout Champ, part of The Beautiful People and poster child for head trama.
Seriously, this lady really needs to be more careful before she winds up putting herself out of wrestling.

Proving looks aren't everything (despite what the WWE says) Kong still managed to rank in at number six.
She proves this isn't a beauty contest.
It's a popularity contest.

The other half of The Beautiful People along with Angelina....wait...I guess she's one third now.  
It may sound shallow, but I really don't understand why she didn't come in at number 1.

The other third of the Beautiful People?
Taylor is the real life BFF of Lauren, former TNA Women's Knockout Champion, and the object of Daffney's "attention".

Despite rumors that she's hard to work with or just plain down right crazy, Rhaka made it into the top ten.
Rumors said that the 6'2 Amazon was gone, but she's still on TNA's roster.

One of my favorite psychos of all time.
I just hate they didn't decide to have Victoria / Tara debut as crazy and team these two up.
Just think what kind of fun "The Psychotic People" would have been.

I thought I would do a quick update on the top TNA Knockouts, but you know, to get more than ten ladies on their current roster, I have to go into their on air talent as well.
But as of July 23rd, 2010, here's how they stand...

1. Tara
2. Hamada
3. Sarita
4. Angelina Love
5. Brooke Adams (Miss Tessmacher)
6. Christy Hemme
7. Velvet Sky
8. Daffney
9. Lacey Von Erich
10. Madison Rayne