The Canadian Wrestling Conspiracy

"Blame Canada!"

Yes I too ignored that statement.

But now I see a Conspiracy here.

And it's not what you would expect.

No, out neighbors to the North are far too clever to attack us in conventional ways. Canada has, I am convinced, come up with a plan so devious and sneaky that we won't see it coming.

Actually it has already begun and it may already be too late to stop it. And what is this heinous, underhanded plan?

WOMEN!

That's right, Canada is trying to lull us into complacency with beautiful women. I believe they have some kind of weird Genetic Experiment going on that dwarfs any plan the NWO may have to rule the world. (By NWO I mean the New World Order, not the nWo with Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall, that would be silly)

And it's not just actresses and models, they have worked their way into one of our most beloved sports.

Wrestling!

That's right, the home of the huge and the land of the chair shot has already pretty already much fallen.

Examples ......

The first ever WWE Diva Search Winner..... Jaime Koeppe, was born on October 13, 1978, Vancouver, British Columbia.

Former WWE Smackdown Diva Rochelle Loewen, was born on October 26, 1979, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

WWE Divas Champion  Maryse Ouellet, was born on January 21, 1983, Montreal, Quebec

ECW's Natalya, (Natalie Neidhart..third-generation Canadian female wrestler) Born May 27, 1982,Calgary, Alberta

OVW star Milena Roucka, born October 25, 1979, Vancouver, Canada. She now wrestles as Rosa Mendes on WWE Raw.

OVW talent Angela Fong, was born February 3, 1985, Vancouver, British Columbia,

Former WWF Women's Champion and two time WWF Women's Tag Team Champion Velvet McIntyre was born in Vancouver, British Columbia,

WWF Luna Vachon, (Part of the Vachon wrestling family) was born on January 12, 1962, Montreal, Quebec, Canada.

WWF/WWE Legend Trish Stratus, was born December 18, 1975, in Richmond Hill, Ontario.

TNA's Angelina Love, (Lauren Williams, Angel Williams) was born September 13, 1981, Toronto, Ontario, Canada

TNA's Taylor Wilde (Shantelle Malawski), was born January 26, 1986, Toronto, Ontario

TNA's Traci Brooks (Tracy Brookshaw), was born May 22, 1980, St. Marys, Ontario

Former WWE Women's Wrestling Champion and former TNA Knockouts Champion Gail Kim, was born on February 20, 1976, Toronto, Ontario

Luchadora and TNA Knockout Sarah Stock (Dark Angel) was born on March 4, 1979 in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada